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    Rai,
    I have two blonde jokes for you...

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    A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive, blonde, female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back into the house. A little later she came out of her house again, went to the mailbox and again, opened it and slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.

    As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, she came out again, marched to the mailbox, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.

    Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, “Is something wrong?”

    To which she replied, “There certainly is!”

    My stupid computer keeps saying, “You’ve got mail!”



    And #2
    A blonde gets a new cell phone from her husband.

    The next day she goes to Wal-mart and her phone rings, so she answers it.

    It was her husband. He says, “How’s the new cell phone?”

    She replied, “Great…but how did you know I was at Wal-mart?”




    Hee, hee, hee.
    Hope you enjoyed those.
    "It is one thing to show a man that he is in error, and another to put him in possession of the truth."
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    PLEASE READ!!
    Very important bear safety tips!



    "It is one thing to show a man that he is in error, and another to put him in possession of the truth."
    - John Locke

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    Here's some UFO humor for you.



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    And the good ol issues of Sheeple magazine.






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    Here's a few we can all relate to.






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    Nice

    I like the one with the gas pump shoved up the driver's ass.
    That's about how it feels right now.
    All things in moderation...

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    The Hunchcat of Notre Dame!

    I found it!!




    OMG, I can't stop laughing about this one...

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    Demotivational posters:

    The all seeing eye is always watching.

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    The all seeing eye is always watching.

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    "It is one thing to show a man that he is in error, and another to put him in possession of the truth."
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