View Full Version : Smiles, giggles, and fun.

Prime Administrator
12-23-2010, 07:36 AM
This thread is for general funny stuff in the news, on youtube, or just life in general.

Discussion of comedians, or comedy should be posted in the comedy forum (https://nexusarcana.com/forums/forumdisplay.php?17-Comedy)unless its just an excerpt for general discussion here.

Oh and LadyWarrior, this is a really good place to post Jay's headlines. :wink:

Prime Administrator
12-23-2010, 07:57 AM
Oh my gawd!!!

I don't even know what to say about this. :biggrin:


Prime Administrator
12-23-2010, 08:23 AM

Strongest gun in the world!


12-23-2010, 08:29 AM

Strongest gun in the world!

Do you know what caliber that rifle is?

Prime Administrator
12-23-2010, 08:34 AM
Of course I do. :biggrin:
I was a gunsmith you know.

The .577 Tyrannosaur cartridge developed by A-Square in 1993 for the hunting of large game in Africa.

12-23-2010, 08:45 AM
You were a gunsmith? Interesting fact.

One night a husband and his blonde wife were watching television, as they headline showed up the blonde wife gasped at the news. The reporter said "Today two Brazilian parachuters died today."
Suddenly the wife started to cry and sob uncontrollably, worried the husband asked "What's wrong?"
The wife said "Oh, all those poor people-- wait, how many is a Brazilian again?"

Prime Administrator
12-23-2010, 08:49 AM
Hehehehe. :biggrin:

Okay this is a horrible joke and not meant to offend anyone, but it's too funny:

What do you call a large headed Ethiopian on a bus?

A shifter.

That's a really bad joke, but it's older than I am.

12-23-2010, 08:50 AM
Oh, yeah, well...


Prime Administrator
12-23-2010, 08:51 AM
Oh for the love of pete...I'm still supposed to buy you one of those aren't I? :wink:

12-23-2010, 09:00 AM
Hey, Rai,
FYI, I am a blonde...but I LOVE blonde jokes, so it's okay to post them. Besides, I have lived up to the reputaion a couple of times. Usually, it is crap that comes out of my mouth before it has a chance to be filtered through my brain.

12-23-2010, 10:07 AM
This is my favorite joke:
How do you catch a polar bear?

You cut a hole in the ice and place several peas around the hole. When the bear goes to take a pea, you kick him in the ice-hole.

12-23-2010, 10:08 AM
I'm actually pretty insensitive about this sort of thing, so it's good you weren't insulted. I like that particular blonde joke because it's told through story format.

I do apologize to everyone in advance, however. Should I ever insult anyone, that is....

Prime Administrator
12-27-2010, 07:36 AM
One of my favorite quotes by two of the most interesting people I've had the pleasure of reading about.

George Bernard Shaw telegrammed Winston Churchill just prior to the opening of Major Barbara: "Have reserved two tickets for first night. Come and bring a friend if you have one."

Churchill wired back, "Impossible to come to first night. Will come to second night, if there is one."

01-17-2011, 07:38 AM
Here are some strange kitties...

Of course he's a Japanese kitty!


Alien kitty...


Psycho kitty...Have you ever heard a cat actually scream?


I hope these videos gave you a giggle today.:w00t:

Prime Administrator
02-13-2011, 08:30 AM
This is too much fun.
My thanks to thakandu over at animesuki for posting this:


Hehehehehe. :biggrin:

Prime Administrator
02-20-2011, 07:24 PM
Ah, someone else finds fundamentalist-atheism to be as ridiculous as I do. :biggrin:


Prime Administrator
02-22-2011, 07:43 AM
This is funny even in Japanese!


Prime Administrator
03-25-2011, 01:35 AM
I been in this situation. :biggrin:


Prime Administrator
03-26-2011, 04:25 AM

That is just wrong....:biggrin:

Kodai Okuda
04-13-2011, 03:53 PM
Ahhh, anime...we do love our addiction.


Uh...say again?


We always knew Suzaku would be the one to penetrate Lelouch in the end. :biggrin:


Kodai Okuda
04-13-2011, 03:53 PM


Oh, how true.


Prime Administrator
05-15-2011, 01:11 AM

Now if I could only speak Japanese that well. :)

06-09-2011, 03:55 AM
Oh my goodness...

https://i777.photobucket.com/albums/yy51/mistykeep/4282008123600AM_3M5DQLYJKN5DH25VALJL5W3A4TFDL23P.j pg

Prime Administrator
06-09-2011, 04:52 AM
Does that apply to the girl or the kittens? :laugh:

06-09-2011, 04:52 AM
Hey, leave the poor kittens out of it!

Kodai Okuda
06-10-2011, 05:44 AM
NEVER!! :laugh:


Prime Administrator
06-10-2011, 05:47 AM
Since we're picking on Japan. :biggrin:


Prime Administrator
06-10-2011, 05:50 AM
I...I have no words. :blink:


Just when I thought I'd seen everything....oh my. :001_huh:


Prime Administrator
06-10-2011, 05:55 AM
If any of you can tell me WTF is going on here...I'd serious like to know. :laugh:


06-10-2011, 07:28 AM
Even animals can be assholes...


06-23-2011, 06:36 AM
I have two blonde jokes for you...

A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive, blonde, female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back into the house. A little later she came out of her house again, went to the mailbox and again, opened it and slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.

As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, she came out again, marched to the mailbox, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.

Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, “Is something wrong?”

To which she replied, “There certainly is!”

My stupid computer keeps saying, “You’ve got mail!”

And #2
A blonde gets a new cell phone from her husband.

The next day she goes to Wal-mart and her phone rings, so she answers it.

It was her husband. He says, “How’s the new cell phone?”

She replied, “Great…but how did you know I was at Wal-mart?”

Hee, hee, hee.
Hope you enjoyed those.:laugh:

06-23-2011, 06:51 AM
Very important bear safety tips!


Proud Proletarian
06-26-2011, 04:48 AM
Here's some UFO humor for you.


http://photos-a.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs048.snc3/13531_245398951209_239258241209_4742010_3763430_n. jpg

Proud Proletarian
06-26-2011, 04:54 AM
And the good ol issues of Sheeple magazine. :laugh:




Proud Proletarian
06-26-2011, 05:02 AM
Here's a few we can all relate to.




Kodai Okuda
07-03-2011, 02:50 AM
Nice :cool:

I like the one with the gas pump shoved up the driver's ass.
That's about how it feels right now.

08-21-2011, 06:24 AM
I found it!!


OMG, I can't stop laughing about this one...


Prime Administrator
08-31-2011, 04:11 AM
Demotivational posters:


Prime Administrator
08-31-2011, 04:20 AM



09-02-2011, 07:19 AM

Prime Administrator
09-17-2011, 05:28 AM
Because I must....


09-17-2011, 09:32 AM
funniest videos i have ever seen :)
nice forum

Prime Administrator
09-18-2011, 01:36 AM
Here's one of Russell Peter's first standup routines.


09-19-2011, 01:05 AM
Omg Russell Peter's is so funny! "Someone is gonna get a hurt real bad." I was rofling when I heard that.

Prime Administrator
09-19-2011, 02:58 AM
Here's one of the funniest fight scenes in film:


Prime Administrator
09-25-2011, 01:55 AM
Probably the most vile villian in all of SF literature.

I give you, the Baron.


Here's his write up at the Dunepedia, he was one sick puppy :laugh: :

Prime Administrator
09-25-2011, 02:04 AM
Billy Connelly:


Prime Administrator
09-25-2011, 02:16 AM
Part 2:


Prime Administrator
09-25-2011, 04:58 AM
Much ado about nutting:


09-26-2011, 05:10 AM
At a wedding party recently someone yelled,

"All the married men please stand next to the one person who has made
your life worth living."

The bartender was crushed to death.


Whether Democrat or Republican, I think you'll get a kick out of this!
A little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is

Dad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way:

I am the head of the family, so call me The President

Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government.
We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People.

The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class.

And your baby brother, we will call him the Future.

Now think about that and see if it makes sense.'
So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said.

Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him.

He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper.

So the little boy goes to his parents' room and finds his mother asleep.
Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny.
He gives up and goes back to bed.

The next morning, the little boy say's to his father, 'Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now.'

The father says, 'Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about!

The little boy replies, 'The President is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep ****!


Q: What was the most positive result of
the "Cash for Clunkers" program?
A: It took 95% of the
Obama bumper stickers off the road.
--David Letterman

09-26-2011, 05:29 AM
A blond and brunnette were about to race across a lake. But the judge told them that they could only swim using the breast stroke. They begin and the brunnette finishes in 25 minutes. An hour later the blond finishes.

The blond climbs into a towel and says, " I don't want to sound like a sore loser, but I think she was using her arms."


A guy walks into a bakery. Nobody was at the front so he rings the bell and says, "Hello?"

Someone replies from the back, "Over here!"

The guy walks around the corner and sees a big sweaty baker wearing no shirt rolling a ball of dough on his stomach.

"What are you doing?" the guys asks.

"I'm making buns." replies the baker

The guys says, "Isn't that kind of disgusting?"

Baker replies, "You should see how I make my donuts."


A blonde was shopping and came across a silver Thermos. She was quite fascinated by it, so she picked it up and brought it over to the clerk to ask what it was.

“That’s a Thermos,” the clerk said. “It keeps some things hot and some things cold.”

“Wow,” said the blonde. “That’s amazing. I’m going to buy it!”

So she bought the Thermos and took it to work the next day. As her boss walked by he noticed it on her desk.

“What do you have there?” he asked.

“Why, it's a Thermos. It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold,” she replied.

Her boss inquired, “What do you have in it?”

The blond replied, “Two popsicles and some coffee.”


A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a beer and while he is drinking, the monkey jumps onto the bar and gobbles down a bowl of olives, a tray of sliced limes and bowl of nuts. Then he bounds onto the pool table and swallows down the cue ball.
"Crikey Moses"!! screams the bar tender. "Your monkey just ate the cue ball off my pool table- whole".
"That doesn't surprise me" replies the guy. " He'll eat just about anything."
Two weeks later the man and his monkey return and while the guy is sipping his beer, the monkey jumps up onto the bar where it finds a bowl of cherries. He picks up a cherry, looks it over then sticks it up his butt, pulls it out and eats it. The bar tender is disgusted.
"Did you see that?" "Your monkey just stuck that cherry up his butt then ate it".
"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me". replies the guy. "He still eats everything in sight, but since that cue ball incident the other week, he has been measuring everything first."

Prime Administrator
09-28-2011, 04:23 AM
Gotta be one of the funniest scenes in movie history:


Prime Administrator
10-05-2011, 06:47 AM
I think every gamer on the planet can appreciate this pic:


01-09-2012, 08:15 AM


Kung Fu Bear


08-17-2012, 08:16 AM


08-19-2012, 04:57 AM

Prime Administrator
08-19-2012, 05:03 AM
Truth in anime. :)

08-21-2012, 02:01 AM
What happened to my posts?

Prime Administrator
08-21-2012, 02:02 AM
I moved them to the anime "The Addiction Needs Feeding" thread which is general discussion of anime.

08-21-2012, 02:03 AM
Wow, hey thanks.
I'll check out the anime thread/board.

08-21-2012, 03:34 AM

Proud Proletarian
09-12-2012, 12:43 AM
That's cat mentality in a nutshell. :)

Prime Administrator
11-19-2012, 02:10 AM
Driving in Russia...whew!


Prime Administrator
11-20-2012, 06:09 PM
Ah Alucard, a real vampire.