Hey, Rai,
FYI, I am a blonde...but I LOVE blonde jokes, so it's okay to post them. Besides, I have lived up to the reputaion a couple of times. Usually, it is crap that comes out of my mouth before it has a chance to be filtered through my brain.
Hey, Rai,
FYI, I am a blonde...but I LOVE blonde jokes, so it's okay to post them. Besides, I have lived up to the reputaion a couple of times. Usually, it is crap that comes out of my mouth before it has a chance to be filtered through my brain.
"It is one thing to show a man that he is in error, and another to put him in possession of the truth."
- John Locke
I'm actually pretty insensitive about this sort of thing, so it's good you weren't insulted. I like that particular blonde joke because it's told through story format.
I do apologize to everyone in advance, however. Should I ever insult anyone, that is....
One of my favorite quotes by two of the most interesting people I've had the pleasure of reading about.
George Bernard Shaw telegrammed Winston Churchill just prior to the opening of Major Barbara: "Have reserved two tickets for first night. Come and bring a friend if you have one."
Churchill wired back, "Impossible to come to first night. Will come to second night, if there is one."
The all seeing eye is always watching.