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    Because I must....

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    funniest videos i have ever seen
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    Here's one of Russell Peter's first standup routines.

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    Omg Russell Peter's is so funny! "Someone is gonna get a hurt real bad." I was rofling when I heard that.
    "Invincibility lies in the defence; the possibility of victory in the attack."-Sun Tzu

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    Here's one of the funniest fight scenes in film:

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    Probably the most vile villian in all of SF literature.

    I give you, the Baron.



    Here's his write up at the Dunepedia, he was one sick puppy :
    http://dunepedia.wetpaint.com/page/Vladimir+Harkonnen
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    Billy Connelly:

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    Part 2:

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    Much ado about nutting:

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    Jokes

    At a wedding party recently someone yelled,

    "All the married men please stand next to the one person who has made
    your life worth living."


    The bartender was crushed to death.


    ***


    Whether Democrat or Republican, I think you'll get a kick out of this!
    A little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is
    Politics?'

    Dad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way:

    I am the head of the family, so call me The President

    Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government.
    We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People.

    The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class.

    And your baby brother, we will call him the Future.

    Now think about that and see if it makes sense.'
    So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said.

    Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him.

    He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper.

    So the little boy goes to his parents' room and finds his mother asleep.
    Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny.
    He gives up and goes back to bed.

    The next morning, the little boy say's to his father, 'Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now.'

    The father says, 'Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about!

    The little boy replies, 'The President is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep ****!


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    Q: What was the most positive result of
    the "Cash for Clunkers" program?
    A: It took 95% of the
    Obama bumper stickers off the road.
    --David Letterman
    "It is one thing to show a man that he is in error, and another to put him in possession of the truth."
    - John Locke

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